Tim Minchin Tony The Fish

這個澳洲朋友D gag 簡直利害﹐而且可以講句超長英文唔透氣。。。仲好好笑﹗

And imagine what "Tony" (the first imaginary fish which evolved legs) would think,
standing there on his brand new feet, on the brinks of the beginning of mankind as we know it, and if he could just look forward just a few short hundreds of millions of years, to see one of his descendants, an Israeli jew by the name of Jesus, having a nail hammered thru his feet the very feet that tony provided him with, as a punishment for having a schizophrenic discourse with a god who was created by man to explain the existence of feet in the absence of the knowledge of the existence of Tony."

Lyrics:
If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Psychic who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they are able to read minds

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Astrologer who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they can predict events by interpreting celestial signs

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Homeopathic Practitioner who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that solutions made of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water has a consistently higher medicinal value than a similarly administered placebo

And if anyone can show me just one example in the history of the world of a single
Spiritual or religious person who has been able to prove either logically or empirically the existence of a higher power that has any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for there moral choices or that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife

I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife