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Friday, October 29, 2010

人人惡攪主禱文

惡攪一

The Tai-Tai's Prayer

Armani, which Art in Landmark, hallowed be thy shoes.
The Prada come, thy shopping done,in Central as it is in Paris.
Give us this day our husband’s Visa gold card and have him forgive us our balance,
as we forgive those who charge interest against us.
Lead us not into Mitsukoshi and deliver us from Wing On.

For thine is the Chanel, the Gaultier and the Versace.For Dolce & Gabbana,

Amex

(By David Evans in the popular Lai See column of the South China Morning PostCited in The cult of the luxury brand, inside Asia's love affair with luxury, p.104, by Radha Chadha and Paul Husband, 2006, Nicholas Brealey Publishing)

李禱文

我們在中環的超人,願人都尊你的姓為李。願李的國降臨,願李的旨意行在香港,如同行在長實。

我們日用的物品,百佳賣給我們。免李家的稅,如同我們免窮人的福利。

不叫我們遇到風球,救我們脫離黑雨。因為住屋、電力、交通,全是李的,直到永遠。

因李,及楷,及孫之名,阿門。

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